ATTN: TED 2 THE MOVIE FANS!!!!!!!!!
OFFICIALLY LICENSED FROM THE TED2 MOVIE!!!
Your popular favorite foul-mouthed teddy bear is back and better than ever! This Ted 2 Ted 24-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear features some of the funniest, vulgar lines from the movie - he's super soft to the touch, too! Bring home your favorite thunder buddy!
Ted says...
Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
2 League MVP's, 4 Super Bowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now let's give him a hand job into this cup.
Wow, you make history come alive.
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
I gotta post this. Hashtag Grrr, Mondays.
We could totally be lawyers.
It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
Ahh s'cuz me, where's your non-jerk off bathroom?
Piss off! I don't want to get any jizz on me!
That felt smooth, really smooth.
That's what you get for fuckin' excersizin'!
CALIF. RESIDENTS MUST PAY 9.75% SALES TAX.
Product code: Ted 2- Ted popular 24 inch R Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear